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HAPPY NEW YEAR

Bhagwan karay ap ko aik
Crore rupay
Say bhara howa bag mily

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Aur
Hr aik note
Pe likha hoo
HAPPY NEW YEAR :D:P

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GirlFriend: Chand kahan hai..??
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BoyFriend: Chand 2 hain, 1 tum or 1 upar..
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After Marriage:
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Biwi: Chand kaha hai..??
Pati: Andhi hai..??
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light leke
bhaita hai..:p:p

Bachi k chkar me

What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
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.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p

Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha Maghr
Mery Brand Ky cigaret Yaha nhe milty ..!!

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Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya
Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..
Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,
Jldi se bola..

Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..
2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!