tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36990018140619319742024-03-14T03:08:20.652-07:00Funny jokes sms urdu hindi 2017Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13964856087883131268noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699001814061931974.post-34723353094522787912017-02-22T02:11:00.004-08:002017-02-22T02:11:48.142-08:00bitcoin win click on link<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13964856087883131268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699001814061931974.post-24187859242175949282017-02-08T23:57:00.000-08:002017-02-08T23:57:54.101-08:00HAPPY NEW YEAR<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Bhagwan karay ap ko aik<br />Crore rupay<br />Say bhara howa bag mily</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Aur<br />Hr aik note<br />Pe likha hoo<br />HAPPY NEW YEAR :D:P</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">GirlFriend: Chand kahan hai..??</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">BoyFriend: Chand 2 hain, 1 tum or 1 upar..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">After Marriage:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Biwi: Chand kaha hai..??</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Pati: Andhi hai..??</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light leke</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">bhaita hai..:p:p</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13964856087883131268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699001814061931974.post-22499396931428097332017-02-08T23:51:00.001-08:002017-02-08T23:51:40.723-08:00Bachi k chkar me<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">What is the MORAL of these Movies?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Ashiqui 2</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">JANNAT</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">DEVDAs</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">MURDER</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">FANA</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Awarapan</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">&</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">TITANIC</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Think!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha Maghr</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: "Droid Sans", sans-serif;">Mery Brand Ky cigaret Yaha nhe milty ..!!</span></span></b></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13964856087883131268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3699001814061931974.post-84112422459173904612017-02-08T23:38:00.001-08:002017-02-08T23:38:09.351-08:00sms funny new 2017 urdu hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya<br />Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..<br />Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,<br />Jldi se bola..</div>
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Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..<br />2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..</div>
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Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!</div>
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